One hundred things about me? So like, you really wanna know? Alrighty, here we go.
1. I’m a wife, and a mother of two. It’s in my profiles, you can see it everywhere.
2. I’m 39 going 40. See, I never lied about this.
3. Why should I?
4. Actually, I’m a sad person.
5. Not necesserily depressed. Just sad.
6. Some say I’m fun to be with.
7. Yeah? How? I’m a sad person, remember?
8. That, and I can be very rude sometimes.
9. Rude? Hell yeah! I swear a lot, did you know?
10. Oh fuck! OH FUCK!!
11. There. I did it again.
12. You can hate me now, I’m such a nuisance every once in a while.
13. HAHA!
14. My friends love me, tho. They say they love it when I swear, I wonder why.
15. I don’t eat much.
16. But I drink coffee. A lot.
17. Did I say a lot?
18. And I like it black. No sugar.
19. I love cats.
20. And books.
21. I used to exercise like a maniac. Now I stopped.
22. Damn this typhoid!
23. Holyshit, what am I doing? I hate tags, seriously.
24. But yeah, whatever, I’ll live.
25. Ummm….where were we?
26. Okay, number 26, I love rain.
27. You love rain too, right? Right?
28. What else do you want to hear?
29. I’m a very sexual person, I must say. Ask my husband he’ll say yes.
30. And no, I dont like brondong. I know some people think I do.
31. Note that, please. I DON’T.
32. And I dont sleep around.
33. Geeze, what are you thinking?
34. Try me, say ‘let’s get laid’ and say that to my face if you dare.
35. I suggest not.
36. Am I making myself clear?
37. Thank you.
38. I dont do facebook.
39. I have two accounts, really. It’s just, I dont do it.
40. I plurk, yay! I plurk, for plurk’s sake. I plurk.
41. I tweet, too. Not that much, but I tweet.
42. Can you read my tweets? No?
43. No. I know, it’s now protected.
44. Wanna know why? Hmm…cant tell.
45. I hate it when people lie to me.
46. Not that I dont lie. Of course I lie. Everybody lies.
47. Then why did I say that I hate it when people lie to me?
48. Again, no idea at all. Hmm hmm..
49. I dont shop a lot, but I love to buy myself perfumes.
50. Oh, and I’ve been wearing veils for 14 years. Err…jilbab? Yeah, that.
51. But that doesnt mean I’m a religious person, no I’m not.
52. In fact I finally realize that I’m an almost atheist.
53. I do believe in God, it’s just…
54. Oh well, let’s skip this topic. I dont wanna start a war.
55. I like girls, sexually.
56. Oh wow, do I sound mental?
57. I’m an insomniac, never sleep before 3am.
58. Tried to get some help once, and it didnt work. Now I give up, I’m okay, I can deal with it.
59. I’m not against poligamy issue.
60. My husband and I, we had a long conversation on this even before anything else.
61. Sure, he can have another wife if he wants to.
62. I mean why not?
63. Now you think I’m crazy, huh?
64. Huff…
65. I’m not always being positive. I’m negative, skeptic, and cynical, most of the time.
66. Dammit, 34 points to go?!
67. This is it. I quit.
68. This is ridiculous asking people to describe themselves this way, dont you think?
69. Shit, I hate tags, why dont we stop??!!
I’ve done my homework. Tag yourselves if you really love tagging each other. I’m out of here.
jadi monolog ya ^^
Kok cuman 69? Ah menguciwakan! *dikeplak* Btw, nyusain orang banget sih yang bikin PR ini! (lol)
udah mah cuma 69…. banyak yang gak jelas lagih!!! poin nomor 3 mislnya, “why should I?” apaan ituh? tidak ada hubungannya sama sekali dengan dirimu!!! korupsi!!! *pentung*
You go ma’am
koq aneh yak? Tapi masa you go girl
whatever…
You’re special that’s all i can say
berharap mbok venus nggak memberikan PR ini ke blogger lain..
*wakakaka…. tapi harus 100 yaa..
cuman 69? mmh… akankah ada sambunganya? *dengan ikhlas akan menunggu :D
69? fave style, mbok? hihihihi… wah ketepuw, katanya cepek hiks
your best post ever!
gyahahaha…simbok ni lucu amat… *pentung-pentung sebagai tanda sayang*
lanjut mbok…
Wahaha..kreatif!! U stopped at 69. What a great choice number to stopped. Why it should be 69? Hmm..Hmm..
By the way, did u mention amazing? U are amazing, mbok. Don’t u forget that.
Love u. Mmuah..mmuah… *halah..opo iki…!! (doh)*
one thing about me. I’m handsome???
postingan berangka yang lucu, mbok… xixixi…
simbok emang jago mancing mancing :P
banyak banged mbok sampe 100, ngitung aja dah… :D
70. simbok selalu menyenangkan untuk orang lain :D
fenty_lovegood [wonders] bisa gak yang nulis sebanyak 100 hal di blog :-?
Kenapa harus berhenti di 69?
:-?
lanjut ddooooonk, mbok… ;)
nomor 14…aku setuju mbok, peno fasih banget urusan swearing hahaha…dont know why ;)
100 things about me:
1. me too mbok, i hate tags.
2. and that’s it.
3. i m out.
see mbok, i could only resist three. sigh.
Aku suka postnya mbok ve yang ini! :)
yakin nih gak diterusin mboook….hihihihi…
we want more! we want more! :D
Atheist? I think i know why u are become a sad person..
But i’ll pray for ur happiness mbok..truly from my deepest heart..
Ah, sampeyan menyenangkan… sungguh!!
Ya, saya berhenti menanyakan account facebook simbok…
Whoa, those really fit to the blog name, tagline or whatever it’s
called. So tell me it’s a little bit felt relieving ;-)
BTW, tararengkyu mbok, telah menjawab tantangan dengan cara yang unik (dance)
wakakakakakakaka.
aq ngakak guling2 bacanya mbak..
baru juga 69..
gimana kalo 100…..
asli keren mbok
idup bgt monolognya,
yea,u don’t like brondong but you do love family man rite?
asslmlkm, ternyata ada juga! 40-year-old mom at home yang “se-beda” ini. ta kirain manusia itu semuanya kayak aku aja… so earth-y gitu loh… (mars ? venus? please deh…)
@Santi… stay @ home mom, working mom, those are redundant!
Baru aware kalo ada mommy yg beda? You gotta open your windows more often dear… The world is much bigger out there & I should welcome you to it. It’s never too late my dear.
I recommend for you to follow Venus.. she’s hot, she’s loud, she sometime irritating but she’s a huge fun!
If I should say something about Venus is she’s a mom who can move the world with her fingers.. that is something you should learn a lot before writing any “please deh”on her lovely blog.
visit my blog, dear: http://leonniefm.com I wonder if you dare to write a “please deh”there too
again, love.. welcome to world!
well.. Simbok rocks!!
Aaah simbok itu memang tiada dua nya deh.. Keep om rocking the world Mbok! *hugs*
semangat!!! uhuuh *ditendang
hahahaa.. simbok ‘ngerjain’ yang namanya tags!(dance)
Si mbok still a mistery for me
Kenapa berhentinya di angka 69, saya suka angka itu ( banyak arti )
Hua Mama …
Kenapa hanya 69?? :D
I love cats too ^^
And it’s true …
You’re fun to be with ;)
belom komplit, ibu nuna..size bh belom ada
great monolog, mbok *keprok-keprok*
tag bikin ngeblog serasa kuliah dengan banyak tugas, hihihihi….
saya cuma seneng baca, tapi ga seneng kalo kebagian PR-nya, sampe 100 pula, ckckckck….
mana yg ke 70 s.d. 100 -nya ? *kecewa*
it’s really you, as long as i know…you rock…oh damn..oh damn.. I miss you ven :)
Ngga’ sampe’ 100, Mbak…
:D
[sedang] [wonders] dengan nomor 69 itu . . .
haihaha dirimu memang [plurk]-er sejati *hail*
kita sama pada no 55?
aku bahkan ga ngerti apa maksudnya tags…opo kui mbok???
ha ha ha, ini nih yg bikin gue makin cinta ama simbok! :D
Mbok, aku juga nggak suka brondong, suka nyelip-nyelip di gigi.
mana?? katane 100…
*grin (wordpress say my comment is too short, and i have to go back here.. so here i was)
sebelumnya..
salam kenal ya mbak…
(atao yg laen manggilnya mbok ya?)
ini komen pertama saya setelah muter muter di blok mbak…
dan mata saya mentok di postingan ini..
menyenangkan sekali membacanya,
beneran, mungkin ketinggian , mungkin meaningless
mungkin spontan, tapi yang jelas …menyenangkan…
ya udah lah segitu aja bentuk apresiasi kekaguman saya akan posting mbak yg ini hehehehe….
keren abis!
*…hmm gw bisa gak ya nyampe 100? ha ha ha*