One hundred things about me? So like, you really wanna know? Alrighty, here we go.
1. I’m a wife, and a mother of two. It’s in my profiles, you can see it everywhere.
2. I’m 39 going 40. See, I never lied about this.
3. Why should I?
4. Actually, I’m a sad person.
5. Not necesserily depressed. Just sad.
6. Some say I’m fun to be with.
7. Yeah? How? I’m a sad person, remember?
8. That, and I can be very rude sometimes.
9. Rude? Hell yeah! I swear a lot, did you know?
10. Oh fuck! OH FUCK!!
11. There. I did it again.
12. You can hate me now, I’m such a nuisance every once in a while.
14. My friends love me, tho. They say they love it when I swear, I wonder why.
15. I don’t eat much.
16. But I drink coffee. A lot.
17. Did I say a lot?
18. And I like it black. No sugar.
19. I love cats.
20. And books.
21. I used to exercise like a maniac. Now I stopped.
22. Damn this typhoid!
23. Holyshit, what am I doing? I hate tags, seriously.
24. But yeah, whatever, I’ll live.
25. Ummm….where were we?
26. Okay, number 26, I love rain.
27. You love rain too, right? Right?
28. What else do you want to hear?
29. I’m a very sexual person, I must say. Ask my husband he’ll say yes.
30. And no, I dont like brondong. I know some people think I do.
31. Note that, please. I DON’T.
32. And I dont sleep around.
33. Geeze, what are you thinking?
34. Try me, say ‘let’s get laid’ and say that to my face if you dare.
35. I suggest not.
36. Am I making myself clear?
37. Thank you.
38. I dont do facebook.
39. I have two accounts, really. It’s just, I dont do it.
40. I plurk, yay! I plurk, for plurk’s sake. I plurk.
41. I tweet, too. Not that much, but I tweet.
42. Can you read my tweets? No?
43. No. I know, it’s now protected.
44. Wanna know why? Hmm…cant tell.
45. I hate it when people lie to me.
46. Not that I dont lie. Of course I lie. Everybody lies.
47. Then why did I say that I hate it when people lie to me?
48. Again, no idea at all. Hmm hmm..
49. I dont shop a lot, but I love to buy myself perfumes.
50. Oh, and I’ve been wearing veils for 14 years. Err…jilbab? Yeah, that.
51. But that doesnt mean I’m a religious person, no I’m not.
52. In fact I finally realize that I’m an almost atheist.
53. I do believe in God, it’s just…
54. Oh well, let’s skip this topic. I dont wanna start a war.
55. I like girls, sexually.
56. Oh wow, do I sound mental?
57. I’m an insomniac, never sleep before 3am.
58. Tried to get some help once, and it didnt work. Now I give up, I’m okay, I can deal with it.
59. I’m not against poligamy issue.
60. My husband and I, we had a long conversation on this even before anything else.
61. Sure, he can have another wife if he wants to.
62. I mean why not?
63. Now you think I’m crazy, huh?
65. I’m not always being positive. I’m negative, skeptic, and cynical, most of the time.
66. Dammit, 34 points to go?!
67. This is it. I quit.
68. This is ridiculous asking people to describe themselves this way, dont you think?
69. Shit, I hate tags, why dont we stop??!!
I’ve done my homework. Tag yourselves if you really love tagging each other. I’m out of here.