I had this urge to write something funny just a few minutes ago, so I wrote a stupid note on my facebook. And right after finishing that note, I don’t know, I just feel like re-writing it here on my blog. Oh, wouldn’t blame you if you find it disturbing, though.
Here it goes…
I want to just die. Or disappear. Or, if possible, transform myself into any other beings like, plants, or animals. A cat will do. Yeah I think it’d be wonderful if I could just be a cat. And this cat, before too long, this cat will cross a street without even thinking (well it’s a cat, after all) and BOOM!! One huge frickin’ truck hits the cat and it, the cat not the truck, breaks its everything. Legs, neck, everything.
Cat dies, goes to heaven.